Yikes. Sometimes Dora or some waiter bursts into song. They’re celebrating the prices. This is where businessmen convince themselves they’ve discovered something and where Neapolitans slink in, ready to pay for it.

Behind your hotel, most likely, if you’re staying by the bay and feel you’re spending too much money. Go for lunch, stand in line for a table, overeat and take a nap. The galleries aren’t open yet, anyway.

Seafood indeed. Made by sharks to fatten the fish. And pizza, too. The ultimate joint. If you don’t look buff in a polo shirt, substitute French cuffs.

The most expensive view in Naples, with food to compare. More than cash, you'll need credit.

But from another century. You shouldn’t ask for an extra serving of granita di basilico, which they use to cleanse your palette, but you will

Bill Clinton's home in Naples, by the bay.

The most expensive, but for a reason.

Cheaper than the Vesuvio, same view, next door