Michael Smith
MICHAEL SMITH
A JOKE THAT MIKE KELLEY TOLD on many an occasion:
So, this drunk is sitting on a bus. A brunette gets on and pays her fare, and as she’s about to head to her seat the bus driver turns to her and says, “Tickle your ass with a feather?”
“WHAT?!” cries the young woman.
“I said, typical Michigan weather,” replies the driver.
“Oh,” says the brunette. “Yes, it is.”
Ten minutes later, a blonde gets on, and as she’s paying her fare, the bus driver turns, smiles, and says, “Tickle your ass with a feather?”
“Pardon me?!”
“I said, typical Michigan weather.”
At this point, the drunk is beside himself
